Drinking and thinking = Bad Idea

Am I the only person that after my ## drink has random thoughts? For example

"Wow that persons perfume smells really, really good" shortly followed by "I really, really hope that is a woman I am smelling, or at least someone dressed like a woman, who has  less facial hair, and a voice not as deep as mine"

"I've already had 7 Captain and Cokes. I need something different for the next round." 
5 minutes later
"I’ve got it I'll have a Captain and diet coke to change it up"

When you take this picture, while at the same time thinking, "I am a great photographer, this is a perfect, non blurry image, and I should do this for a living."

"That girl glancing over is kind of scary looking" 
5 drinks later
” eh she wouldn't be so bad if she shaved off a little facial hair"

When after reading this sign your first thought is "Man I really hope I get to see someone puke while I am here" while offering the sucker next to you the most disgusting, vile drinks ever made.

"That blonde girl in the jeans, green top and Mets cap on, sitting next to me looks like a real bitch, she is talking snooty. She is talking bad about every girl in the bar, and convincing random guys to buy her drinks like it is owed to her." 

8 drinks later

"That blonde girl in the jeans, green top and Mets cap on, sitting next to me looks like a sweet girl, she is talkative and friendly. Is noticing all the girls in the bar, and being informative on ways they could look better. She is even letting guys buy her drinks to make them feel better about themselves. I think I will buy her one too."