Just another great day at Thompkins Square park.
People dressing up
People waiting for the great music
People dancing
People overdosing
Then drinking with great people
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Random Saturday fun in NYC
Just another great day at Thompkins Square park.
People dressing up
People waiting for the great music
People dancing
People overdosing
Then drinking with great people
Drinking and thinking = Bad Idea
Am I the only person that after my ## drink has random thoughts? For example
"Wow that persons perfume smells really, really good" shortly followed by "I really, really hope that is a woman I am smelling, or at least someone dressed like a woman, who has less facial hair, and a voice not as deep as mine"
"I've already had 7 Captain and Cokes. I need something different for the next round."
5 minutes later
"I’ve got it I'll have a Captain and diet coke to change it up"
5 minutes later
"I’ve got it I'll have a Captain and diet coke to change it up"
When you take this picture, while at the same time thinking, "I am a great photographer, this is a perfect, non blurry image, and I should do this for a living."
"That girl glancing over is kind of scary looking"
5 drinks later
” eh she wouldn't be so bad if she shaved off a little facial hair"
5 drinks later
” eh she wouldn't be so bad if she shaved off a little facial hair"
"That blonde girl in the jeans, green top and Mets cap on, sitting next to me looks like a real bitch, she is talking snooty. She is talking bad about every girl in the bar, and convincing random guys to buy her drinks like it is owed to her."
8 drinks later
"That blonde girl in the jeans, green top and Mets cap on, sitting next to me looks like a sweet girl, she is talkative and friendly. Is noticing all the girls in the bar, and being informative on ways they could look better. She is even letting guys buy her drinks to make them feel better about themselves. I think I will buy her one too."
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Ok Random Pics I found Amusing on the Internet today.
Awesome view!!! Hope he isn't clumsy
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Another act of intelligence I found tonight.
TEXTING + DRIVING = DEAD MOOSE
Driving while talking on your cellphone may have risks involved, but it’s still possible to do it safely via one way or another. However, when it comes to texting and driving, that’s just a bad mix no matter how you look at it. My roommate texts and drives all the time, even when he’s doing 80MPH down the BQE. It kind of freaks me out and I just wish he’d wait until we got back home. So is it really a surprise to anyone that 89% of Americans think that texting while driving should be against the law?
According to a survey of 2049 people, adults feel that the act of texting and driving is “distracting and dangerous”. Too bad hypocrisy runs deep in this country, ’cause minutes later 66% of the participants admitted to texting while driving. Hell, if this many people are doing it, maybe I should start texting while judo-kicking. It’s completely wreck-less and I have a good chance of hurting someone while doing it!
First off I love New York, I really do.
This is the only place in the world where you can be pissed off at someone, see something else and be like "WTF" and then be happy and contempt all within a few minutes time.
For example I was walking through the subway station in midtown one day, trying to get to work. As usual there were hundreds of people with the exact same plan, at the exact same time.
I know what you are thinking. Your first thought is "Amazing, you all have great jobs, in a great city and get to be working as real New Yorkers." Ugh, no. I believe we are all the assholes who failed miserably in elementary school when the teacher asked us what we want to be growing up.
Nobody said to their teacher "I want to be grow up to be a corporate douche bag that screws people out of their money for a living all day, or work at Macy's selling tiny woman’s lingerie to the fat bastard hopefully trying to win his secretary over. Or else he was using it for his second job, as a male escort on Craigslist".
Anyways like I was saying, I was walking through the subway station in midtown one day, trying to get to my reality, as wonderful as it is. Then all the sudden a homeless man asked me for a dollar. My first thought was this guy is shooting a little high, maybe he should start off with asking for a dime or a quarter at eight o'clock in the morning, but I guess he figured we all had not awoken from this nightmare of our lives yet this morning.
Well one of these corporate screwing douche bags I was talking about read my mind, and decided he was going to show his true colors to this guy. Instead of just ignoring him he said.
"I work hard for my money I don't have money to spare on someone who obviously doesn't have the desire to work". In which the homeless man replied "I do work hard, my job is to beg for money and to make erectile dysfunction suits like you, feel better about themselves all day.
So needless to say my morning started off with being pissed off at the local pricks on the train, to thinking "WTF" with the conversation I witnessed. Then I emerged out of the train station, and who did I see waiting for me, handing out free coffee coupons to make me happy again.
For example I was walking through the subway station in midtown one day, trying to get to work. As usual there were hundreds of people with the exact same plan, at the exact same time.
I know what you are thinking. Your first thought is "Amazing, you all have great jobs, in a great city and get to be working as real New Yorkers." Ugh, no. I believe we are all the assholes who failed miserably in elementary school when the teacher asked us what we want to be growing up.
Nobody said to their teacher "I want to be grow up to be a corporate douche bag that screws people out of their money for a living all day, or work at Macy's selling tiny woman’s lingerie to the fat bastard hopefully trying to win his secretary over. Or else he was using it for his second job, as a male escort on Craigslist".
Anyways like I was saying, I was walking through the subway station in midtown one day, trying to get to my reality, as wonderful as it is. Then all the sudden a homeless man asked me for a dollar. My first thought was this guy is shooting a little high, maybe he should start off with asking for a dime or a quarter at eight o'clock in the morning, but I guess he figured we all had not awoken from this nightmare of our lives yet this morning.
Well one of these corporate screwing douche bags I was talking about read my mind, and decided he was going to show his true colors to this guy. Instead of just ignoring him he said.
"I work hard for my money I don't have money to spare on someone who obviously doesn't have the desire to work". In which the homeless man replied "I do work hard, my job is to beg for money and to make erectile dysfunction suits like you, feel better about themselves all day.
So needless to say my morning started off with being pissed off at the local pricks on the train, to thinking "WTF" with the conversation I witnessed. Then I emerged out of the train station, and who did I see waiting for me, handing out free coffee coupons to make me happy again.
I found this old article on the best of craigslist while researching my title.
Dead Moose
Date: 2008-05-08, 10:33AM AKDT
I have a dead moose free for the taking.
It died yesterday, apparently of natural causes. I called Fish & Game to come and get it. Apparently, moose are a natural resource and belong to everybody, until they die, then they belong to whoevers property they die on. So, according to Fish & Game, the moose now belongs to me. Sweet!!
So, if you want a free moose, please come and get it before the bears do.
You could use it for dog food, or stuff it and put it your front yard, bear bait, whatever. If you live in the lower 48, this might be your best opportunity to get a free Alaska moose. I dont really care, I just want it out of my yard.
Please reply via email, I dont need all the animal rights folks calling me, its dead, and according to Fish & Game, its got no more rights...
PostingID: 673017049
It died yesterday, apparently of natural causes. I called Fish & Game to come and get it. Apparently, moose are a natural resource and belong to everybody, until they die, then they belong to whoevers property they die on. So, according to Fish & Game, the moose now belongs to me. Sweet!!
So, if you want a free moose, please come and get it before the bears do.
You could use it for dog food, or stuff it and put it your front yard, bear bait, whatever. If you live in the lower 48, this might be your best opportunity to get a free Alaska moose. I dont really care, I just want it out of my yard.
Please reply via email, I dont need all the animal rights folks calling me, its dead, and according to Fish & Game, its got no more rights...
- Location: Anchorage
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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